Q: Is there anything funnier (or more pathetic, depending on your sense of humour), than a pasty, charisma-free imbecile touring the world, trying to tell everyone in the known universe what to do with their money in the middle of a financial crisis that he, in his belief as chancellor that checks and balances among the banks were a superfluous barrier to free movement, helped to precipitate?

A: No. No there is not.