Would this man lie to you. Any more than he already has, I mean...

I, along with sixty-odd million other Brits, woke up this morning to the fantastic news that I now own part of the failing Bradford & Bingley bank. Yes, in another government bail-out the B&B has been nationalised. I’m not worried though. Oh no. Alistair Darling has promised that any shortfalls down the line will be picked up by the banking sector and not the British taxpayer. And since when did the Labour Party fail to keep it’s promises? You see; everything is going to be alright because the man with the mental eyebrows says so. Yes sir. You won’t catch me losing any sleep at night. Not one wink.

RUN! RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS WHILE YOU STILL CAN! SAVE YOURSELVES!